#31WaystoDefeat a Vampire – Way #13 – Karate

The nunchucks would need to double as wooden stakes. It all sounds like a good cable show – who wins between a vampire and a ninja?

Bookshelf Battle

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

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Vampires are very lazy.

Therefore, learn karate.

Vampires are powerless against karate.

Seriously. That’s it.

Not every one of these will be a winner, people.

Have you ever used karate against a vampire?

Discuss in the comments.

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