By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

Nukes destroy everything and vampires aren’t impervious to them.

Can’t say I’d recommend this option though.

Surely a vampire can’t be that much of a pain in the ass to warrant a nuclear attack.

Probably best to stake the vampire or hell, just let the vampire bite you.  Its better to be a vampire than to be nuked whilst trying to take out a vampire. No vampire is worth destroying a large area with a nuke.

That’s just common sense, really.