These can numb the mind and stop the heart of even a vampire.
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Bleh! No, 3.5 readers!
No one cares that you went to Bora Bora or Cancun or your Cousin Fred’s farm. Your vacation was awful and boring. Just admit it.
Vampires do not want to see that shit. That’s why we don’t follow you on Vampbook anymore.