#31WaysToDefeatAVampire – Way #21 – Beer

99 Bottles of…

Bookshelf Battle

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

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Bleh!

Vampires are big time drunks.  We can’t hold our liquor.

Always keep some frosty brews in your fridge.

Toss a vampire a cold one and he’ll stop attacking you and instead he’ll just get drunk and plop down on your couch and have a sing-a-long with you.

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