#31WaysToDefeatAVampire – Way #21 – Beer

99 Bottles of…

Bookshelf Battle

By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire



Vampires are big time drunks.  We can’t hold our liquor.

Always keep some frosty brews in your fridge.

Toss a vampire a cold one and he’ll stop attacking you and instead he’ll just get drunk and plop down on your couch and have a sing-a-long with you.

View original post


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.