Here’s a secret. I might be one too…
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Yes, 3.5 readers!
You thought that Ken Bone was just a flash in the pan Internet sensation, didn’t you?
But he’s much more than that!
He’s also an accomplished vampire hunter.
Why do you think he wears that red sweater?
To hide all the blood from all the vampires he’s hunted, of course.
Befriend Ken Bone and vampires will never bother you as all vampires are petrified of…Ken Bone, Vampire Hunter!