Welcome to another edition of Lisa Burton Radio. I’m your host, Lisa the robot girl. We just got finished saying goodbye to one year, and welcoming the new one. People end the year like a chapter in a book, and look forward with hope to a clean slate in the new year. Some people don’t have that luxury. If you were incarcerated, you might mark off the old year for a completely different reason, and that’s what today’s show is about.

If I timed this out right, and I always do, my call should be coming right about now… “Hello, this is Lisa.”

“You’re receiving a call from inmate Luke Stone, from the United States Penitentiary in Leavenworth, Kansas. Do you accept the charges?”

“Yes.”

“Good morning, Lisa. Thanks for accepting the collect call. Since they don’t allow us inmates to have any money, it’s hard to use the…