I’m sorry I missed the ones before this one. Good humor for Halloween. I’ll try to keep up with these…
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Vampires despise cats.
You wouldn’t think so because we both sleep all day, we’re both exceptionally cranky, and we both have fangs but no, those furry little jerk faces get hair all over our coffins and puke hairballs all over the floor.
Quickest way to get rid of a vampire? Whip out your cat.
Have you ever defeated a vampire with a cat? Discuss in the comments.