By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire

Bleh!

Perhaps the best way to defeat a vampire is to build a time travel device, then travel back to before the time when a person was turned into a vampire, then stop that person from becoming a vampire.

But if you don’t have a time travel device handy, then you are screwed.

You really should stop being so lazy and get to work on building a time travel device.