Can’t. Stop. Watching.
By: Count Krakovich, Asshat Vampire
Have you been watching The Walking Dead this season, 3.5 readers?
It’s depressing as shit and if you show it to a vampire, he or she will be too depressed to bite you.
That’s it. Sorry, bleh. When you’re getting 31 suggestions about how to defeat a vampire, they all can’t be winners.